TOTUS + Dell + True Luv

My Dell is in love with the TOTUS. She is not sure if she can write fan mail to TOTUS or even if there is a Mrs. TOTUS.

And could a famous hunk-o-equipment like TOTUS even be interested in a plain ole DELL. (Well, not SO plain — she does have a BlueTooth modem and some extra RAM, but not like THAT RAM, feminine RAM, really. Honest. My Dell doesn’t go AC/DC, ya know.)