What are the "Aliens" saying about America today?

They are looking at Earth from afar through their super-duper high-power telescopes and saying:

"It's like Mickey and Donald and tinkerbell on Acid down there.
Robert Gates tells the Naval Academy Class of 2009 to "Question Authority.
North Korea tests a Nuclear Bomb in its own country, setting off a 4.7 earthquake and issue a statement that the test 'did no damage'.
Obama thinks there is a language called 'Austrian' and that people with no financial skills should be bailed out by those who do.

Yeah, let's vacation on Alpha Centari. The Democrats don't run anything there, so it might actually be fun.Except they don't enjoy our anal probings as much."