Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Netanyahu becoming Observant? Nahhhh....

Arutz Sheva has a great article quoting some Moron Imam:
Speaking at a conference organized by website Islam Online in Doha, Qatar, Salah stated his belief that Netanyahu may try to build the Jewish Temple – which the Islamic preacher called “the false temple” – during his current term after allegedly faiing to do so in his first term as Prime Minister in the late 1990s.

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The First Temple was razed by Babylonian conquerors, rebuilt by Jews by permission of a Persian emperor, defiled by Greeks and then re-consecrated by the Hasmoneans, and burnt down again by Romans.

Jewish religion commands the Jews to rebuild the Temple as part of a Divine plan for the salvation of the Jewish people and the entire world, but Prime Minister Netanyahu, who is not considered observant, never has associated himself with efforts by Jews to pray on the Temple Mount.


But, since he *did* meet with The Anti-Christ (Obamessiah), he may have had a change of heart. And with Mahmood and Kimmie doing the Nuclear Tango this week, it may have given him a little taste of yirah HaShamayim (Fear of Heaven).

*SNICKER*

Netanyahu defied American wishes and broke ground on more West Bank settlements after Obambi specifically told him not to build anymore. 'Course some think that Netanyahu might have something on Obama. If you call EXECUTIVE EXPERIENCE RUNNING A COUNTRY, DESIRE TO SURVIVE AND SEE HIS COUNTRY SURVIVE HIS CURRENT TERM, Having a HIGHER IQ than NObama and ADVANCED DEGREES FROM MIT/HARVARD "something on him", yeah, I'll buy into that idea.

But if he had copies of The One's Indonesian/Muslim Passport or Kenyan Birth Certificate, all the better.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Kim Jong Il

Somewhere in Vegas:

BHO: yo, Bobby, my man, what do you think we should do about Kimmie’s little fireworks display?

GenRG: We should drop some bunker busters on the fruitcake and simultaniously bomb his nuclear facilities.

BHO: Oh, Bob, you are such a card. Let me phone him on the Axis of Evil ™ Red Phone. Hummm, where did I put my Little Red Book? Ah, here it is.
(dials phone)

KJI: What you want? I busy posting pics on my new blog. Want Mahmood to see how good his stuff worked for me.

BHO: Kim, you need to take a little break. Japan and South Korea are a l-e-e-e-t-t-l-e nervous with your War Games.

KJI: So? It is a free country…You got any old ordinance I can take off your hands?

BHO: No, we are destroying our ordinance. Say, why don’t you join me on Wednesday for a few rounds of golf? Shelli will have some of that wagyu beef you so enjoy and we can pop the cork on one of those new bottles of vino that Auuhnoold dropped off last week.

KJI: No way, Jose. Last time I was there Rahm brought in Arby’s and tried to pass it off as wagyu. That make me really mad. Say want to see something BIG fun? Pull up Google Earth and zoom to The Golden Gate Bridge.

BHO: I don’t have time for that now, I’m in the middle of a fund raiser for Harry.

KJI: Look INCOMING TO HOLLYWOOD!!!!

BHO: Oh no, you DIDN’T! You little rat…

KJI: You call me little rat, eh? INCOMING TO Fancy Nancy!!!

BHO: (chucking to self) Now, Kim, don’t do me any favors? (pulls out Blackberry and fiddles with it….)

Sunday, May 24, 2009

What are the "Aliens" saying about America today?

They are looking at Earth from afar through their super-duper high-power telescopes and saying:

"It's like Mickey and Donald and tinkerbell on Acid down there.
Robert Gates tells the Naval Academy Class of 2009 to "Question Authority.
North Korea tests a Nuclear Bomb in its own country, setting off a 4.7 earthquake and issue a statement that the test 'did no damage'.
Obama thinks there is a language called 'Austrian' and that people with no financial skills should be bailed out by those who do.

Yeah, let's vacation on Alpha Centari. The Democrats don't run anything there, so it might actually be fun.Except they don't enjoy our anal probings as much."

Remembering Our War Dead

It took me FOREVER to find ANYONE on the Central Coast memorializing fallen US Veterans. I guess it just isn't as important as trashing the previous administration, art exhibits and pushing to give extra-ordinary rights to homosexuals. Yeah, to each their own. I was just sadden by the lack of parades or even religious services to remember what it cost in blood to keep the freedoms the whiners and perverts enjoy.

Highlights from the news today:

The text of former VP Cheney's dressing-down of Prez Hussein's response to terrorism threats. My favorite snippets:
In the years since, I've heard occasional speculation that I'm a different man after 9/11. I wouldn't say that. But I'll freely admit that watching a coordinated, devastating attack on our country from an underground bunker at the White House can affect how you view your responsibilities.

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By presidential decision, last month we saw the selective release of documents relating to enhanced interrogations. This is held up as a bold exercise in open government, honoring the public's right to know. We're informed, as well, that there was much agonizing over this decision. Yet somehow, when the soul-searching was done and the veil was lifted on the policies of the Bush administration, the public was given less than half the truth. The released memos were carefully redacted to leave out references to what our government learned through the methods in question. Other memos, laying out specific terrorist plots that were averted, apparently were not even considered for release. For reasons the administration has yet to explain, they believe the public has a right to know the method of the questions, but not the content of the answers.

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It is a fact that only detainees of the highest intelligence value were ever subjected to enhanced interrogation. You've heard endlessly about waterboarding. It happened to three terrorists. One of them was Khalid Sheikh Mohammed--the mastermind of 9/11, who has also boasted about beheading Daniel Pearl.

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Yup, Danny Pearl, of screaming while barbarians cut off his head with a dull knife from the front - so as to prolong his agony. As I recall, it took 5 minutes to get the torso separated from the head and the screaming lasted several minutes.

I so don't worry about a little "water-boarding" of the guy who DID the CUTTING OFF.

To return to the topic of the day, our fallen soldiers and veterans, Mr. Cheney so aptly put it:

Like so many others who serve America, they are not the kind to insist on a thank-you. But I will always be grateful to each one of them, and proud to have served with them for a time in the same cause. They, and so many others, have given honorable service to our country through all the difficulties and all the dangers. I will always admire them and wish them well. And I am confident that this nation will never take their work, their dedication or their achievements for granted.


God bless all the families who have lost loved ones in the battles to keep America the "Shining City on a Hill", a beacon of true hope to people of all lands. And may He protect those now in service to our country so that these will be no more losses of soldiers.